"Wrapped In A Summer Ribbon Of Green"

"Soft, Fluffy Towel"

"Peeking through the blinds..."

"Boner Tie"

"After the initial confusion, we finally figured it out..."

"Pour some sugar on me...

"Just a guy, 42..."

"Me and my Levis say hello..."

"See? Right there..."

"Where the wild things are..."

"Sometimes I'll be alone..."

"Drip Dry"

"The Tummy"

"On the Prowl"

"A late spring chill in the air..."

"Thank you. May I please have another?"

"Eiffel Tower"

"Don't Stop!"

"By Request"

"Bet'cha can't..."

"He meticulously untied each bow,
slowly exposing the treasure within..."

"Ready for the Night"

"I'm too sexy for a caption..."

"After a long day, all is quiet...."

"By request: Property of NR"

"A woman's hopes...woven of sunbeams..."
- George Eliot

"Do I need a bigger towel?"

"If over two dozen others can do it,
I can too, right? Why the hell not....?"

"Star Treatment"

"Hello, Girls!"

"Getting Ready to Play"

"Spring Shower"

"View From On High"

"Morning Light"

"Sign o' the Times"

"As Requested..."

"Property of ER"

"Happy to see me?"

"I'm so glad to see you."